細佬趣語

今日星期五, 俾兩則細佬的笑話給大家輕鬆下.

某日晚餐煲了粟米湯, 我拎起舊粟米來食, 邊食邊讚甜.  哥哥聽到又話要食, 把我手上的那舊粟米拎走, 放入口裏咬了一啖再遞返俾我, 我一望, 點解舊粟米原封不動?原來哥哥依家換牙, 上面兩隻門牙都甩了, 所以咬唔到粟米.我見佢咁可憐就用手一粒粒撕啲粟米嚟俾佢食.細佬見到就話: "Mommy, I want to eat sweet corn too."再補一句: "But I can eat it by myself, I have teeth."明寸個大佬冇牙啫! 某日細佬放學返到屋企, 同姐姐講: "Today Oliver splashed water in the toilet and three children got wet." (今日Oliver喺廁所潑水, 整濕咗三個小朋友)姐姐: "Did you splash water too?" (咁你有冇份潑水呀?)細佬: "No."姐姐: "Did the teacher scold?" (老師有冇鬧呀?)細佬: "Yes."姐姐: "Who did the teacher scold?" (老師鬧邊個呀?)細佬: "Oliver", 頓一頓, "and me."
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最近買了一套ergonomic 書枱和椅給囝囝們, 細佬貪新鮮好鐘意坐喺新書枱前睇書.  噚晚自己一個人入房拎本ABC書出來, 大大聲讀: "A for Apple, B for Boy, ...", 好似好認真咁, 好得意, 即刻影低.